Heroic Haiku

I've done a couple series of haiku in letter form and thought I'd share.

This first series is called Heroic Haiku. You'll see why.

Dear Hubert,

I am under siege.
Chipmunks are throwing acorns.
Get me out alive.

Love,
Daniela
~~~
Dear Daniela,

You are surrounded.
There is no hope, I'm afraid.
Better luck next time.

Love,
Hubert
~~~
Dear Hubert,

You are a real jerk.
I hope they come for you next.
Get a new girlfriend.

Love,
Daniela
~~~
Dear Daniela,

I tried my best, dear.
I'm sorry you feel that way.
Good luck and goodbye.

Love,
Hubert

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